WORD FOR REVENGE

 After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter

to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw that it was so beautiful.

Saint Peter came by; the woman said to him "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him

that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you

died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And

then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I

traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head,

and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakianian."